An Ode to Amber

How to write an "Ode" Poem:

1. Google "how to write an ode"
2. Google "examples of odes"
3. Resign to letting google autofill to "examples of odes for kids"
4. Laugh about "Ode To Cheese"
5. Laugh about how silly the word "Ode" sounds when you say it too much
6. Relate Amber to Cheese
7. Write "An Ode to Amber"


I'm no Wordsworth, but here it is. Although, Amber, I feel compelled to say "I'm not gonna write you a love song, cause you tell me it's make or breaking this. Is that why you wanted a love song? Cause you asked for it? Cause you need one?"

Ode to Amber,
Who has brown hair
And is sitting in the desk behind me
Ode to Amber,
Who makes pizza balls;
Easily her best recipe
Ode to Amber,
She fills car rides with songs
And you, into the fun, she'll pull
Ode to Amber,
Who is not a crayon
But is still the most colorful
Ode to Amber,
For whom I won't write a love song
But I will write a poem
Ode to Amber,
Do you think my staff will laugh at this?
Maybe, but you don't know 'em




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